“You Are 8% Texas
Damn Yankee! You think the sun comes up just to hear you crow.”
This is because I’ve been to a fruit festival and would never eat a cowpie. I’d say it’s really 0%. For 17 years, I lived in a rural town in upstate NY that was originally mostly apple orchards, and still has many farms. Yep, I am a Yankee, but the better not come up unless I tell it to.