I swear to moses I just saw the riveting American Association of Retired Persons commercial featuring “Everybody’s happy nowadays.” My favorite band, there goes my youth, if there was any doubt, and I daresay there was, this ad campaign officially tears it — say bye-bye.
‘O plunge your hands in water,
Plunge them in up to the wrist;
Stare, stare in the basin
And wonder what you’ve missed.