and said that’s been done to death, give us something a bit more topical:
My results from self assessment:
Your score is 30.
If your score falls between 15-30 take a moment to check in with yourself. Determine if you are answering as truthfully as possible. It’s okay to need help. And thankfully help is available.
Ooh, ooh!!! Can I be the rabbi ?
My score is 38. I am on the brink of succumbing to DSACDAD. I’m going to call my proctologist immediately and ask if Havidol is right for me. I think in combination with Fukitol and Damnitol, I too can have everything. It’s time I stopped letting everyday living hold me back.
I got 35, shoot, I wanted to qualify for this so much! I already lied to get up to 35, maybe I can go back and lie some more so I too can have everything. I bet Havidol can cure kidney failure, no more stupid waiting List for me! I just have to want a kidney badly enough and it will come to me, that’s the ticket!
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Oh, and I want a Mercedes Benz too please…….
More is not enough Alison. Ask for three kidneys and a laptop too. ;0)
Oh, oh, I forgot, I want to be taller! And I want a great singing voice and a keen visual sense too!
.. and I’m still waiting to look cool here
I’d like to do that while wearing a size 4 please…
Okay, well. I just talked to my proctologist and he said Marsha Linehan has just developed a new set of skills training to cope with DSACDAD. It’s called DSACDADBT, and he feels that until I have given DSACDADBT a try, successfully completing each module, he will not prescribe Havidol. I am bummed. I told him I’d just have to kill myself in that case…
What y’all need is some of that Acceptance and Commitment Therapy, no, this one works, it has an evidence base and appeals to hippies.
I don’t have time for acceptance damn it! I want to havidol. NOW… and commitment? tsk tsk…that’s the dirty word of the day. But I guess if I can accept just what I want and not have to commit for life, I down for that.
I’ve been away, but I’m back now. Don’t know about this test thing, must not apply to the likes of me.
Got 27.
Shoot me.
See, I live in 1927 and wish it was 1870….
Havidol’s a satire, Grizzy. Well done, isn’t it.
uh….I know that dear, my response was too…
guess it wasn’t too well done neither…
see, I play these characters out of touch, ain’t too hard to do…
I can’t touch nuthin’.
But I DID get a 27.
shoot me.
I’m going back to my yard where the trees at least are rooting for me.
Dirt is my friend. A dirty mind is a clean room. I think that’s an axiom we all can agree upon.
Hey grizzy, I love the trees are “rooting” for you
. Don’t know that I want to live before antibiotics and my right to vote, but I see the appeal.
I wanta take the test-where is it Robin please-?
I need some fun-
I wanta take the test-where is it Robin-?-Please-Smooch
poodles, click on the “Now go play!” link. It’ll take you there.
the truth, part one:
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There’s a Chilean Glacier
There’s a Chilean glacier,
Rising high yet wide
And it’s blue.
Because, at differing times of the year, it takes color from different atmospheres.
Eons; and there; eons’ movement.
Chiseled, a natural Rushmore, with no man’s face espoused, guilty of nothing.
Math certainly, lines and geometry, known without man’s know,
or ritardando. Just adjustment to the sun and waters, as years pass.
It was meant to last.
You saw this dreamy sight, heaven on glass, and earthen sounding under night.
You traveled and now you know
Experience that gravel rolls.
And before the gavel tolls, judge only what we have done,
To each other; and to balance;
Under the sun.
Though so much is affected that we sit and cry
So much be the pain, we at times can’t summon a wonder why,
This earth is damaged through unknowing cruel bliss
- hear it hiss.
We, our hearts, can manage
The strength of courage
By an opening kiss
Free from harm
And saving, gaining,
What was missed.
You got me on a night I cannot sleep- was waiting for the Priest and the Rabbi joke….
But this was better.
My score was 31. I don’t want much in life- just another bookshelf, and maybe to be a size 6 again.
oh yes, and someday to have a kitten.
Where do you find these gems, Robin?
On the big truck internet Susan.